thorne1435:

aspenwitch:

BEHOLD! THE FUTURE:

POWER!

PRECISION!

PRESTIGE!

THE PINNACLE OF THE SCREENWRITERS ART!

(via a-wild-haggis)

thestuffedalligator:

Hedge is underused as a prefix for creatures.

Hedgehog: A small animal found in gardens with a similar, if miniature, behaviour as hogs. Hedgewitch: A small magic user found in gardens with a similar, if miniature, behaviour as witches.

We’re sitting on untapped potential for hedgewolf. Hedgewhale. Hedgegod. Hedgeknight. Does any of this make sense or do I just need to go to sleep.

(via otherpens)

thatshirleylee:

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes:

become the only son of a billionaire and you can take all

meoplelikepeople:

Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.

(via deaf-zuko)

lenin-it-to-win-it:

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

(via dancing-thru-clouds)

sosuperawesome:

Simz.art on Instagram

(via vesperlionheart)

a-book-of-creatures:

centuriespast:

A Three-Headed Monster in an Alchemical Flask, Representing the Composition of the Alchemical Philosopher’s Stone: Salt, Sulphur, and Mercury
Salomon Trismosin (after)
Wellcome Collection

You bottle Miette like the elixir?

(via silkwurm)

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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lesbianboyfriend:

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

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redfoxflying:

biker jacket that says “Polluting the Shades of Pemberley”

(via my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead)